If you've missed the signs, here's a recap:
1. Costco is selling a 10 foot stuffed bear and strategically placed it at the entrance of the store so my children can start asking for it from the moment we grab a cart to the moment we've had our receipt tattooed with a happy face.
|By the way, I'm only 50"|
51" on a good day
2. Every 7 seconds there's a commercial for some sort of pet: Pillow Pet, Tummy Pet, Petjamas, Stretchy Pet, Slipper Pet, Seat Pet and my favorite My Kids Can't Ever Remember to Feed our Pet.
|Thanks to Nate's "generous donation" to the Give Away pile,|
we have plenty of room for a Whatever Pet
3. The Stupid Elf on a Freaking Shelf has started making an appearance in our Newsfeed with increasing frequency. I have to admit, though, it seems as though the 'ol EotS is walking a fine line these days... Elves today!
4. The Red Cup.
|Holiday cup + 80 degree weather + the beach = San Diego Holiday Season|
5. Scary Mommy's Guide to Surviving The Holidays is finally here!!! Today is the official Book Release for the new hysterical holiday survival guide. THANK YOU to those of you who pre-ordered the book. Because of YOUR purchase and the generous donations of others we raised $114,516 and were able to give provide a gift card toward a Thanksgiving meal for 2,152 families!!
We all know it's shoppingwrappingcookingbakingfamilykidshomefortwoweeks time.
Things are about to get hairy- and I don't just mean your schedule!
So sit back and enjoy The Holiday Season with good friends, good food and some GREAT laughs.Buy your book today for only $2.99
Be sure to head over to Amazon and leave a review when you're done!!
The holidays are coming... I will survive!
That's just my normal.